This is what i get emailed from my boyfriend while i am at work

i just had to scrap a sticker off our window in the foyer. it was a homemade add for a flyering business with a full adhesive backing to it. i was laughing histarically at the irony. so i did the crazy person thing and called the add. i didn't know what i was gonna say. i left a message saying that his flyering business would be better serviced if his adds didn't have a full adhesive baking to them and weren't plastered on people's windows.

next step i start leaving people notes on their cars when they park like fools. and after that i move to the suburbs and join the PTA to complain about the public school system insesintly.

oh its the end of ramadan. just thought you would like to know.

i am not bipolar i am just premenstral.

thank you so much for my spoon and my cocktail shaker.

( i can't say how much i love this stuff)